Macadamia nut brittle no-churn ice cream

Since we’re all still social distancing this summer, cut down on your trips out for ice cream by making this simple, but fancy-seeming caramel-y, nutty, and creamy no-churn ice cream at home.

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This dish is the epitome of “looks harder than it is” cooking. There are some tricky parts, but all told, the ice cream base only takes 10 minutes to put together and the brittle is about 10 minutes of prep and then 10 minutes of watching like a hawk and then you’re done!

So why should you bother with this recipe if it’s tricky? Well, it’s the best combination of a '‘project” because we all need things to fill the day, especially when those things result in delicious ice cream, and something simple. You won’t end up with hundreds of dishes and the ingredients are pretty easy to come by. (I mean, so far, there’s no run on sweetened condensed milk, but who knows. I got everything through a curb-side order from Target.)

I also love no-churn ice cream because, even if you have one, who really wants to haul out an ice cream maker? The texture falls somewhere between soft serve (the love of my life) and hard ice cream,

This is also a great kids’ cooking project. Maybe do the scalding-hot-sugar portion yourself, but the rest (smashing brittle to pieces! whipping cream! Gently folding the two together!) is 5-year-old approved.

And best of all, the final ice cream is so much better than the sum of its parts. I literally couldn’t stop eating it. It’s caramely and crunchy, but also super creamy. It’s sweet, but not overly sugary. And for my husband, it brings him right back to childhood when he used to eat this now discontinued Haagen Dazs flavor with his dad.

A couple of notes:

• I barely adapted this recipe for the brittle from Bon Appetite, and added copious notes to demystify this process (don’t be put off by the length of the recipe below! it’s actually really simple!). Caramel is basically just-burned-enough sugar, but it goes from perfectly browned to acrid in a matter of seconds. So, to save you from redoing the brittle a few times and wasting ingredients, I’ve added a lot of notes within the recipe itself.

• Read the directions through one or two times before making this. It’ll really streamline the process and help you anticipate what’s happening with the super hot sugar.

• I’ve used salted nuts and salted butter, but both are optional: Use what you can find. If opting for unsalted nuts and butter, add some salt to the dry brittle ingredients (see note in the recipe).
  

Macadamia nut brittle no-churn ice cream

Yield: 2½ cups brittle; about 5 cups ice cream  
Time: About 20-25 active minutes for the brittle; 10 minutes for the ice cream; 8 hours freezing time

For the brittle
(Adapted from Bon Appetite)

1 cup roasted, salted macadamia nuts, roughly chopped into peanut-sized pieces (you can also use unsalted, raw nuts, but you’ll need to roast them yourself in a 400 degree oven until they start to smell nutty and are slightly golden; and add ½ tsp of sea salt to the dry mixture)
1 Tbsp butter (salted or unsalted), straight from the fridge and chopped into 9 pieces
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup sugar
½ cup water (plus an extra ½ cup for wiping the sides of the saucepan while cooking)
2 Tbsp light corn syrup

Line a baking sheet with parchment paper and set aside.

Grease a spatula with butter and set aside.

Place a trivet or oven mitt on an area of your counter.

Fill a cup with some water and unearth your pastry brush. Set aside.

In a medium bowl, combine the chopped nuts, butter, and baking soda. Set aside.

In a medium-sized, but deep (not wide) saucepan, combine the sugar, water, and corn syrup. Stir to combine with a second spatula (other than your greased one). Place over a medium-high flame and stir until the sugar dissolves and you can’t feel any grit, about 2-3 minutes.

Leave the flame at medium-high and let the mixture come to a big, rolling boil for anywhere from 7-9 minutes. Do not stir.

• The sugar usually turns from a clear, light-ish yellow to a golden camel color in about 8 minutes, but if your flame is slightly cooler or hotter than mine, it may take an extra minute or one minute less.

Every minute or so, wipe the insides of the pan with a wet pastry brush to remove thin layers of sugar water that may have splashed up the sides of the pan. Start with your brush about an inch away from surface of the hot sugar and then work your way down the sides of the pan with the wet brush, shimmying it from side to side, dissolving that thin layer as you go. Re-wet the brush often.   

• It’s hot in there, so be careful. If the water bubbles or crackles so much that it spits onto your skin when you touch the sides with the wet brush, the pan is too hot. Turn down the flame slightly and try again in 30 seconds.

• However, if you brush the insides of the pot with the water and it doesn’t make any hissing sound, your pan isn’t hot enough. Turn up the flame slightly and try again in 30 seconds.

• Another temperature gauge is the steam or smoke coming off of your pan. You DO want some steam, you DO NOT want smoke. It can be hard to tell the difference. For me, the volume of that vapor is the easiest way to tell: Really visible, obvious steam that looks at all smoky means that your pan is too hot.

• Once you’ve found a comfortable angle for wiping the sides, rotate the pan to ensure that you get everywhere, but aren’t sticking your hand awkwardly over burning hot sugar.

• This cleaning method isn’t perfect and you’ll likely smell some burning sugar. Don’t let it fool you into thinking that your sugar is cooked too early. Just try to find the burning spot and give it an extra brush with water.

Let the pan bubble until the sugar turns that medium camel color. Every 30 seconds to 1 minute, give the pan a few swirls to make sure the sugar browns evenly. The edges of the sugar will cook faster than the center.

•  These swirls should be vigorous enough to really mix the sugar, but not so vigorous that you splash more sugar onto the pan’s sides than necessary. Rotate the pan occasionally too.

• If the bubbles make it hard to judge the color, use a rubber spatula to gently move the bubbles to one side and try to spot the color underneath.

Once you reach your desired camel color, remove the pan from the heat. (Don’t just turn the flame off, actually move the pan to the trivet we placed earlier. The caramel can burn quickly.)

Using the buttered spatula. stir in the nuts, butter, and baking soda and combine vigorously. It may take a minute for the butter to melt completely. The mixture should bubble up a bit thanks to the baking soda.

Immediately dump the mixture onto the parchment and spread into a thin layer with the buttered spatula. Let harden and cool completely while you make the ice cream base.

When it has completely cooled, smash the brittle into lots of small, pea-sized pieces. I use a kids’ hammer for this part.

For the ice cream
(Adapted from literally hundreds of recipes for no-churn vanilla ice cream)

2 cups heavy cream (1 pint)
14 oz sweetened condensed milk (1 small can)
1 tsp vanilla extract
1 generous pinch salt

In a large bowl or the bowl of stand mixer, combine all of the ingredients. Whisk slowly to combine.

Gradually increase speed until you’ve reached the highest setting or second highest setting on your hand mixer or high speed on your stand mixer. It will splatter either in the bowl of the mixer or all over your kitchen if using a hand mixer. Keep mixing..

Slowly, you’ll begin to see tracks in the cream from the whipping of the whisk attachment. When those tracks deepen and remain after the whish has gone through the cream, keep whisking for one more minute.  

This entire process should take about 5 minutes.

When the cream is whipped to “stiff peaks” stage (when you run a spoon through it, the indentation from the spoon should stay firmly in place), Gently fold in 1¾ cups of the brittle.

Move to the container you’ll use for freezing the ice cream. Top with another ¼ cup of brittle.

Freeze for at least 8 hours or overnight.   

Chocolate hummus

chocolate hummus | me & the moose | Chocolate hummus bears no resemblance to actual hummus, but is a fiber and protein rich sweet snack. #hummus #chocolate #snackrecipes #snacks #dips #dessert

I struggled with calling this recipe “hummus.” The only thing it has in common with actual hummus is chickpeas, but I wanted it to be clear that this spread is the same stuff you buy in the grocery store.

Even though it’s not really hummus, this spread is REALLY good. It’s a little sweet and very chocolate-y.

chocolate hummus | me & the moose | Chocolate hummus bears no resemblance to actual hummus, but is a fiber and protein rich sweet snack. #hummus #chocolate #snackrecipes #snacks #dips #dessert

chocolate hummus | me & the moose | Chocolate hummus bears no resemblance to actual hummus, but is a fiber and protein rich sweet snack. #hummus #chocolate #snackrecipes #snacks #dips #dessert

I started making my own chocolate hummus after being introduced to this magical concoction (seriously, how did I not know that chocolate hummus existed until about 2 months ago?) at my book club.

A couple of notes:
- Soak 4 dates, though you may not need them all. This dip tends to get sweeter as it sits in the fridge, so be careful about adding all four dates up front.
- If the dip doesn’t taste sweet enough after two dates, try adding another pinch of salt. The salt really brings out the sweetness and the chocolate, so you may not need additional sweetener.

chocolate hummus | me & the moose | Chocolate hummus bears no resemblance to actual hummus, but is a fiber and protein rich sweet snack. #hummus #chocolate #snackrecipes #snacks #dips #dessert

Chocolate hummus

Time: about 20 minutes, all active
Yield:1.5 cups or about 14.5 ounces

1 can chick peas, rinsed and drained |
¼ cup cocoa powder
½ cup maple syrup
2-4 dates, soaked in boiling water for 5-10 minutes
¼ tsp salt, plus more to taste
½ tsp vanilla extract

Boil some water and pour over 4 dates. Let sit for 5-10 minutes.

Meanwhile, thoroughly rinse your chickpeas and dry them lightly with a dishtowel or paper towel. Add to a food processor.

Measure the other ingredients and add to the food processor. When the dates are soft, add 3 to the other ingredients and blend until very smooth, about 3-4 minutes.

Serve or store in an air-tight container in the fridge.

Almond butter quinoa muffins

What these muffins have: Good fats, protein, Omega-3s, deliciousness.

What these muffins don't have: Gluten, dairy, refined sugar, wheat, eggs, soy.

Bonus feature: The muffins only require one bowl!

The new school year already started for lots of the country, but here in CT, M's preschool starts again on Monday. I've been thinking about quick ways to begin our day with protein that don't require cooking in the morning. These muffins are the answer!

Half of the flour is ground quinoa, which has lots of protein. The other half is oatmeal. I originally made these muffins with almond flour instead of oats for even more protein, but the almond flour was so dense that the muffins stuck to the roof of your mouth. You could just feed your kid a spoonful of almond butter and save yourself the trouble.

With the oatmeal, the muffins are still substantial, but they're no longer dense. They're actually a smidge crumbly because I omitted eggs and any other binding agent. I wanted them to stay vegan and I don't always have the patience to make a flax egg. Letting them cool completely before eating them made them sturdier too. 

For the first day of school, I thought it might be nice to add some blueberry chia jam and a quick icing to make the muffins more special. (I also called them breakfast cupcakes, which went over VERY WELL.) The jam is simple and free of any added sugar. I used cream cheese and maple syrup for my frosting, but you could also use coconut cream or a pre-made dairy-free topping.

You could also mix the chia jam with some yogurt for a delicious breakfast for the younger set (or the parental set, if I'm honest).

If you're avoiding nuts, substitute coconut or rice milk for the almond milk and use sunflower seed butter in place of the almond butter. Still delicious!

Important note: These muffins are best when fresh, so I recommend freezing 3/4 of the batch and then either defrosting a serving at night for breakfast the next morning, or toasting a frozen one right before eating it.

Almond butter quinoa muffins

2 large mashed banana
1 cup creamy natural almond butter, well mixed (or nut butter or seed butter of your choice)
½ cup maple syrup
¼ cup unsweetened vanilla almond milk (or rice, coconut, or other non-dairy milk of choice)
1 Tbsp vanilla extract
1 cup quinoa flour
1 cup quick oats
½ tsp salt
1½ tsp baking powder
1 tsp baking soda
1 tsp pie spice (or cinnamon)
2 tsp apple cider vinegar

Preheat oven to 350.

In a large bowl, mash the bananas. Add the almond butter, maple syrup, almond milk, and vanilla extract and mix well.

Add the flours, salt, baking powder, baking soda, and spices. Mix well. Add the apple cider vinegar and mix again. Let the mixture sit while you prep the muffin tin and prepare the jam and icing (if using).

When ready, spoon the mixture into your muffin tin until each opening is half full.

Bake for 12-14 mins or until the tops turn golden brown and the muffins are firm to the touch.

Let cool completely in the muffin tin before serving.

Yield: 18 muffins

For the Blueberry chia jam:
1 pint blueberries
1 ½ Tbsp chia seeds

Put the blueberries into a small sauce pan and cook over a medium low flame until the berries have broken down and become syrupy, about 15 minutes.

Let cool for 5 minutes and add the chia seeds. Mix well.

Place the mixture in the refrigerator for 10-15 minutes or until ready to use.

Yield: 1 Tbsp per muffin

For the frosting (optional):
2 ¼ cups whipped cream cheese
6 Tbsp maple syrup

Mix the cream cheese and maple syrup well with a spatula. The mixture will look curdled at first. Continue mixing until the two ingredients have come together. Refrigerate until ready to use.

Yield: 2 Tbsp per muffin

S'mores energy balls

Happy national s'mores day everyone! While I love a real s'more, I don't dig activities that include both my toddler and fire, so we're sticking with this faux, somewhat healthier version. Also, these energy balls can be packed in a lunchbox (after subbing the nuts for pumpkin or sunflower seeds if necessary).

Your kids' teachers and counselors will thank you for skipping the sticky marshmallows and melted chocolate.

These balls start as your basic date, cocoa powder, nut, and chia seed energy ball. And if s'mores aren't your thing, you can absolutely stick with this base and have a delicious treat.

But, since it's summer and who doesn't want a s'more or something a little special, I like to stick some lightly toasted marshmallows in the middle and coat the outside in graham cracker crumbs. A couple of easy swaps here make this free of gluten, dairy, nuts, eggs, and soy. (Look for soy-free marshmallows; gluten-free graham crackers; and, as I said before, swap the nuts for pumpkin or sunflower seeds.)

One note about the toasted marshmallows: Since they're so small, toasting them makes them a bit crunchy. You can absolutely use untoasted marshmallows to have that soft texture in the center, but to me, the taste of slightly burned sugar is more s'more-like. I also like a little bit of crunch in the middle of a soft energy ball anyway.

A note about the graham cracker coating: If you can, store the crushed graham crackers in an air-tight container and roll the balls right before eating. Otherwise, the crumbs can get soft.

So many texture issues!

S'mores energy balls

12 medjool dates
½ cup cashews (I like to use roasted, lightly salted cashews)
2-3 Tbsp cocoa powder (depending on how chocolate-y you like things)
2-3 tsp water
1 tbsp chia seeds
Pinch of kosher salt
15 mini marshmallows
5 graham crackers

Pit the dates and place them in a large food processor. Add the cashews (or seeds, if using), cocoa powder, chia seeds, and 2 teaspoons of water. Blend until the mixture starts to form a large ball, about 3-4 minutes. If your mixture won't come together in a large ball with the machine running, add the final teaspoon and blend until you have a large ball.

On a parchment-lined baking sheet, place your mini marshmallows so that none are touching. Toast them in an oven or toasted oven heated to 400 for about 1-2 minutes. The regular oven will toast the marshmallows very quickly, so watch them like a hawk. You can even leave the door open slightly to make sure that the marshmallows don’t burn too quickly. The toaster oven is somewhat easier to control, but you still have to watch the marshmallows very closely.

Place the graham crackers into a large bag and crush them with your hands, a rolling pin, or a heavy can.

To make the balls, measure out a slightly heaping tablespoon of the date and chocolate mixture. With wet hands, roll the mixture into a ball. Make a large hole in the center and add three toasted marshmallows. Fold the mixture over the marshmallows and roll into a ball again.

Roll each ball in the crushed graham crackers.

Yield: 10 energy balls

No-bake granola bars

Guys. I have tried and tried to make actually good, lower sugar, school-safe granola bars. I succeeded with these bars, but they're a bit more effort than I'm willing to expend when I suddenly realize on a week night that we don't have anything for snack or lunch boxes the next day. These granola cups are super easy, but we're entering that sweltering season where turning on the oven is basically just opening the gates of hell.

Instead we have these no-bake granola bars that are super quick and easy (and cool) to prepare, are lower in sugar than store bought bars, are free of dairy, nuts, gluten, and eggs AND are absolutely freaking delicious.

I've tried a couple of no-bake granola bar recipes via Pinterest that left me wanting. Some recommended using quick oats, which got lost in the honey and nut butter mixture. Some also suggested rice cereals that lost their crunch when mixed with the other ingredients.

Many of them also call for dates, which I tried in these bars too. Here's the thing: If you use enough dates, they do help the bars stick together when they heat up. But, your bars taste primarily like dates, which I didn't want for this recipe. So, just beware that these bars are ever-so-slightly crumbly when they heat up.

A couple of notes:
- The texture of these bars can change based on a few factors: First, nut butters separate, especially in the heat, so the thoroughness of your mixing can change the texture of these bars. Try your best to mix vigorously so that your nut butter isn't too thin or too thick.
- You should be able to form the mixture into a ball that stays together and doesn't stick to your fingers. If the mixture is too crumbly, add one Tbsp of nut butter at a time and mix again to see if the grains come together. If the mixture is too sticky, try adding 1 Tbsp of oats at a time until you have a better consistency.
- Give the dry ingredients a good stir before adding in the wet ingredients. The mixing of the wet and dry ingredients can require some elbow grease, but is easier if you've already distributed the grains and cinnamon.
- To make these bars school safe, use sunflower seed butter. If you don't have nut or peanut restrictions, peanut and almond butter are perfectly great substitutes.
- If you can't find or don't want to use the chocolate-covered sunflower seeds, any old chocolate chips or carob chips (we're particularly fond of these non-dairy chocolate chips), will do.  
- Millet is a slightly more exotic ingredient, but it's available at Whole Foods or health stores and really helps these bars to have some crunch. Millet is also gluten free and has a ton of health benefits.

Actually good, no-bake granola bars

1¾ cups rolled oats (not quick oats or steel cut)
½ cup millet
1 tsp cinnamon
¾ cup sunflower seed butter
¼ cup honey
½ cup chocolate covered sunflower seeds or chocolate chips
Optional: a pinch of salt

Combine the dry ingredients in a large bowl and give them a stir.

Add the sunflower seed butter and the honey and stir to combine. You can zap these ingredients in the microwave to loosen them up a bit first, but I find that a little elbow grease and some wet hands do the trick.

Add the chocolate covered sunflower seeds or chocolate chips and stir again just until they’re incorporated.

Dump the mixture out into a parchment-lined brownie pan (I like 8x8 best for the size of the bars it produces, but 9x9 or larger will also work with thinner results).

Freeze for 20 minutes. Remove the bars and cut them into 16-24 portions. Store in the fridge.

Yield: 16-24 bars